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08/30/10 01:30:AM

Water can escape from disease treatment
● spots to be so early in the morning to drink a glass of cool white-yo → open a lot of people heard the morning to drink a glass of water good for you, some people drink salt water? Was drinking honey water? Also drink lemonade for whitening? In the end it is best to drink any water ? After one night of the metabolism of the human body, the body's waste to a strong external role in helping to excrete, no sugar and nutrients in the cool white open is the best! If it is sugar water or nutrients into the water, which takes time transformation in the body, can not play fast erosion of our role in the body. Therefore, the early morning cup of white water is clear recipe for detoxification.
● Obesity to this half-hour after meal drink yo → Drink some water some MM has such an absurdity, do not drink water to lose weight! Now medical experts can clearly tell you: This is a wrong approach. If you want to lose weight, but do not drink enough water, it can not be metabolism of body fat, the result is weight actually increased. Many chemical reactions are the body of water in this medium for the. Function of the body's digestive, endocrine functions need water, metabolites of toxic substances to rely on water to eliminate, adequate drinking water to avoid gastrointestinal dysfunction. You can eat a half hour later, drink some water, to strengthen the body's digestive function, help you keep fit. FFXIV Gil
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● cold to drink this drink yo → more water than usual to the cold every time, you will hear doctors nagging: "drink plenty of water ah!" Phrase your doctor for flu patients is the best prescription. Because when people with a fever when the body for self-protection function of the response of the self-cooling, then there will be sweating, shortness of breath, skin, increased evaporation of water to speed up the metabolic performance, requiring a large amount of water added , the body will also be called the performance of thirst. Lots of water not only to promote sweating and urination, but also to the regulation of body temperature to promote the body of bacteria and viruses rapidly excreted.
● cough should drink plenty of water that met drinking yo → cough, phlegm such symptoms, many people feel suffocating, uncomfortable, difficult to cough up sputum. At this time there is any good way to relieve it? Is to much water, but also to drink plenty of water. First, the water can dilute the sputum, so that the role of sputum coughed up easily; Secondly, the increase in drinking water increased urine output, can promote rapid discharge of harmful substances; in addition, can soothe the trachea and bronchial mucosa of congestion and edema, to decrease the frequency of cough. In this case, a lot of people can feel comfortable smooth.
● stomach pains to be so often to drink porridge drink yo → people who have stomach problems or feel upset stomach, can take Hezhou "water conservation" measures. Porridge's temperature to exceed 60 ℃, the temperature will produce a paste function, Ruannen heat that melts Teng's porridge, you'll feel very easy after the digestion, stomach discomfort is suitable for human consumption. Porridge contains a lot of water, but also effectively lubricate intestines, cleaned up the stomach of harmful substances, and smooth them out of the body.
● insomnia so drink yo → hot water to massage the role of potent sedative agents gradually into the dream state of the human body is the body temperature drop in a process. And appropriate environmental requirements of human sleep, the warm environment is essential. A warm bath and foot bath with hot water before bed, like, can give a warm external environment, to make up for decreased body temperature discomfort, urging them to sleep. But worth mentioning are: water massage for the body has a unique effect, gently, gently, the effect of moisture is the best sedative agent....

5 large fruit body of the five parts of post-downsizing

08/30/10 01:29:AM

5 large fruit body of the five parts of post-downsizing
Most face-lift and vegetables - celery
Calories: 11 calories (100 grams of edible portion)
Celery in a large trees contain about 4 to 5 calories, but chew it, and it needs to consume 5 to 8 calories, they need to enter the stomach in about 5 calories. This digest celery than the calories needed to provide its own heat, really be called "Appetite thin" it!
The most thin waist fruit - strawberry
Calories: 30 calories (100 grams of edible portion)
Strawberries do not often appear in the fruit and vegetable diet as the "vanguard force", you can subtract the waist "swim ring" in the case of its most intense it! Beckham's wife Victoria is the beneficiary of strawberry thin waist. This is all thanks to the strawberry contains a mysterious substance called aspartic acid. It naturally gentle to remove excess moisture in the waist and slowly circle the waist dissolved accumulation of fat, help the body Cellulite Detox to help you easily become a small "waist" fine.
Most stovepipe fruits and vegetables - turnip
Calories: 21 calories (100 grams of edible portion)
Like the camel's hump is to store nutrients for the body, like the thigh is the body to reserve energy (energy food) to meet future needs of the "warehouse" and therefore particularly vulnerable to accumulation of fat. Deeply bitter sisters, eat turnip it! It contains the spicy ingredients mustard oil (oil products), the promotion of fatty substances with better metabolic role, "to avoid the accumulation of fat in the skin," What kind of fruit and vegetables, but this function can not be matched! Against thigh fat is the most appropriate as this.
Most fruits and vegetables thin belly - Tomato FFXIV powerleveling
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Calories: 19 calories (100 grams of edible portion)
Often see some girls look behind the waist from the graceful, can be viewed from the side: Wow! How will protrude in front of a small pot - which can not blame fat, and there is this is often because too much accumulation of the intestinal tract waste. At this time, to the oil super-power should show their talents a tomato! It rich in dietary fiber, can absorb excess intestinal fat, the fats and toxins from your body. Before meals to eat in a tomato, but also can prevent fat being absorbed in the intestine, so that you no longer small tummy troubles.
Lean back most fruit - grapefruit
Calories: 33 calories (100 grams of edible portion)
Which girl would like to be described as "sturdy frame" mean -! But the back and shoulders thick girls really large number, and this area is also particularly difficult to cut the fat. In fact, knowing the reason and then "strike" much easier. Most of the increase in fat on the back because the blood glucose (blood sugar foods) is absorbed, then converted into fat, so they must want to lose from the "sugar" to start. Then, select the grapefruit is an ideal fit. It is not only low in calories and rich in the special "enzyme" can affect the way the body absorb the sugar so that it no longer easily converted into fat....

Grocery shopping SUCKS!

08/10/10 05:44:PM

I gotta tell ya, I never look forward to going to the grocery store. It's one of those things I compare to going to the dentist, you know it has to be done, but you know you're not going to have a good time. First of all, it's a game of bladder control. After sucking down 4 beers, you just know at some point your're going to have to piss. So you have to decide if you can race to the store, do your shopping and get home in time before you can't hold it anymore. Or are you going to have to explode before the shopping begins. What if you"re in pain just AFTER the shopping takes place and you know you"ll never make it home in time, thus having to leave the God Damn shopping cart outside the restroom and hope some douchbag doesn't run off with it!
What a fucking pain in the ass, so if I'm lucky enough to find a shopping cart, now the fun begins. First off this place is packed, it's 4:00 o'clock in the afternoon and I never seen so many people shopping. Most of the shoppers are old ladys and mothers with small children. It's pretty obvious the old ladys are retired, and it's also pretty obvious that all these young mothers with fidgetty little kids running all over the place don't work, SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU DO YOUR SHOPPING EARLIER, so I can get in and get out after working all day, go home, piss, relax, and have dinner at a decent hour!!
There are no traffic rules for shoppers, they'll plug the isle to examine 15 different cheeses, they never go with the flow of traffic, and the next time some kid gets in my way I'm going to run him over.
Then I always get handed a list of items that I can never find, then if I do find where the stupid shit is, they're out of it, so now what do I do? I finally wormed my way through all the mess and look for a cashier that doesn't have a long ass line of people with so much food stuffed in one cart they can barely push the damn thing, AND THEN the old lady at the front of the line pulls out a bag of COUPONS!! Look lady, I'm hungry, I have to piss, and I aint got time for this shit. But now I'm commited because I have 3 people behind me and the next cashier over is dealing with somebody with food stamps.
So I finally get home and it is brought to my attention that the baggie of pepperoni has a hole in it and they're all soggy.....FUCK THAT, FUCK THEM and FUCK IT!...

JorShoes Quantity Discount Policy

07/27/10 10:19:AM

JorShoes com offer cheap brand name sporting goods,here is the Quantity Discount Policy

Buy 6 or more of any item, get 5% off
Buy 12 or more of any item, get 10% off
Buy 24 or more of any item, get 15% off
Buy 48 or more of any item, get 25% off
Buy 100 or more of any item, get 30% off

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Going too fucking slow?

06/25/10 05:52:PM

Here's another stupid experience. The very next night after the Iron Maiden party we were booked to do a show at the cedarwood dome. I would have to say we were a little burned out from last nights concert, working on a few hours sleep and having to go to work that day. But all is good, it aint fucking raining for once, we've had a few beers, so let's rock this place. First thing we do when we get there is find the load-in entrance......see that door up there? Fuckin A man, we're not looking at the stairway to heaven, more like the stairway to a game show, you know, like, "if you can survive packing all your shit up 2 flights of stairs, you can go for the bonus round and play music in front of no audience on a Wednesday night". Fucking awsome!
Hey, I have to give my respects to the sound guy, he was cool and knew what he was doing, he had his shit together, but dude, you need an elevator.
So we did our set, rocked the best we could working on about 25% energy level, packed all our shit back down those stairs from hell and took off for home.
About a half mile down the road Dustin says, "hey, are you going to pull over or what?" I didn't notice, but a cop had his lights on behind me and I didn't even notice. So I pull over and he comes to my door asking if I knew why he pulled me over. Fuck no I don't, I just left the stupid place, I haven't even had time to attract any attention yet!
He said I was going 30 mph in a 45. And I was swerving a little. For christs sakes man, I'm fucking tired, the van has loose stearing, and there's NOBODY else on the fucking road this late at night. So he asks me if I'd been drinking and Johns telling me to say, "fuck yea man, since I was 12 years old". No officer, I maybe had 1 beer.......( Dustin questioned my comment, you know, like, how does somebody have "maybe" 1 beer?) Anyway, he asked me to step out and do the drunk test. First time for me, but the last 2 beers I just slammed down.....er, I mean the 1 I maybe had earlier, haven't caught up with me yet, so I passed with flying fucking colors. Hale-fucking-luea! He said I had a perfect driving record and sent us on our way.
Now I've NEVER had a cop tell me to speed up before, that's just plain stupid as hell........